S03E05 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Sexy old sharpshooter, Shelby Schnabel, is a magnate magnet and home wrecker; she is the love of Calvin Fischoeder's life. In exchange for five (5) months rent, Linda and kids agree to pose as the Fischoeder family so Shelby can wreck it... and Calvin can get some "wabba wabba." Fisch Dad gives arcade tickets in the category of best performance by child actor as Bob is relegated to the kitchen to cook dinner. Louise is figuratively racking up tickets. Bob drinks absinthe with Lance and pines away for his family and favorite holiday... until the lead starts leaping!