S25E03 Four Regrettings and a Funeral
At the funeral of Springfield's own Chip Davis Mr Burns regrets losing old flame Lila because he was too selfish to do something good for five minutes, Kent Brockman regrets not moving to national news when he had the chance and Homer feels bad about selling his Apple stock to buy a bowling ball. Marge is unhappy because she believes that listening to Kiss records when pregnant contributed to Bart's bad behaviour. Kent goes to interview for the nationals but has too much integrity to cheat and Burns, finding Lila dead, works in a soup kitchen. Homer's bowling ball however is put to good use, shooting down Bart who has drifted away with a clutch of balloons.